Boobie Girdle Pants

> This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin

> it.

> > > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some

> > > silliness

> >to

> > > break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to

> > > find

> > > your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book,



> > > "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants"

by Dave

> > > Pilkey: The Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

> > > > >

> > > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New

> > > first name:

> > > > > a = poopsie

> > > > > b = lumpy

> > > > > c = buttercup

> > > > > d = gidget

> > > > > e = crusty

> > > > > f = greasy

> > > > > g = fluffy

> > > > > h = cheeseball

> > > > > i = chim-chim

> > > > > j = stinky

> > > > > k = flunky

> > > > > l = boobie

> > > > > m = pinky

> > > > > n = zippy

> > > > > o = goober

> > > > > p = doofus

> > > > > q = slimy

> > > > > r = loopy

> > > > > s = snotty

> > > > > t = tootie

> > > > > u = dorkey

> > > > > v = squeezit

> > > > > w = oprah

> > > > > x = skipper

> > > > > y = dinky

> > > > > z = zsa-zsa

> > > > >

> > > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first

> > > half of

> >your

> > > new last name:

> > > > >

> > > > > a = apple

> > > > > b = toilet

> > > > > c = giggle

> > > > > d = burger

> > > > > e = girdle

> > > > > f = barf

> > > > > g = lizard

> > > > > h = waffle

> > > > > i = cootie

> > > > > j = monkey

> > > > > k = potty

> > > > > l = liver

> > > > > m = banana

> > > > > n = rhino

> > > > > o = bubble

> > > > > p = hamster

> > > > > q = toad

> > > > > r = gizzard

> > > > > s = pizza

> > > > > t = gerbil

> > > > > u = chicken

> > > > > v = pickle

> > > > > w = chuckle

> > > > > x = tofu

> > > > > y = gorilla

> > > > > z = stinker

> > > > >

> > > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second

> > > half of

> > > your new last name:

> > > > >

> > > > > a = head

> > > > > b = mouth

> > > > > c = face

> > > > > d = nose

> > > > > e = tush

> > > > > f = breath

> > > > > g = pants

> > > > > h = shorts

> > > > > i = lips

> > > > > j = honker

> > > > > k = butt

> > > > > l = brain

> > > > > m = tushie

> > > > > n = chunks

> > > > > o = hiney

> > > > > p = biscuits

> > > > > q = toes

> > > > > r = buns

> > > > > s = fanny

> > > > > t = sniffer

> > > > > u = sprinkles

> > > > > v = kisser

> > > > > w = squirt

> > > > > x = humperdinck

> > > > > y = brains

> > > > > z = juice